RAVE: More Merkozy Images to Savour

I hate them so much, that finding delectable images that lampoon Merkozy is one of my favourite Internet pasttimes at the moment.

For the prosecution...

RANT: Merkozy - The Scourge of Europe

For all the many tyrants and shysters that have flooded the news in 2011, very few have made me as angry, even outraged, as have the sickening little Franco-German couple disparagingly known as Merkozy.

Merkel of Germany and Sarkozy of France are so despicable in their quest to ensure Franco-German hegeomony in Europe, they even make a weasel like Cameron of the UK look quite good.

Their cosy, even incestuous little relationship has so epitomized what is rotten to the core today in the EU and Eurozone, that they only serve as hideous cariciatures...

Which is exactly why I wish to reproduce these images below:







Humour aside, there are serious issues at stake with regard to the Eurozone and the very future of the EU, and to have these Bruti at the helm of Europe going into 2012 is both disconcerting and very dangerous.

She fights for what every German leader secretly orgasms over - ruling the whole of Europe, whilst he fights for what every French leader secretly orgasms over - salvaging France from total obscurity.

My wish is that at least one of this malevolent duo disappears in 2012 - with Sarkozy hopefully losing the French Presidential election or Merkel getting decapitated in a freak accident whilst haranguing the European Parliament. Either will do.

Herve and Gretel need to disappear into the political woods ASAP.

Do you get my point?

RANT: Leave Portugal Alone, Merkozy!

The year has barely started and already an EU member state is under enormous pressure from the Twin Towers of Financial Terror (aka the EU and IMF) to accept a bail-out due to 'sovereign debt' issues...

Last year it was Greece and Ireland that were forced to whore out their economies to EU-IMF bailouts (aka How-To-Impoverish-Your-Country-And-Enslave-Your-Citizens-And-Make-It-Look-So-Inevitable) - in the past few days it's Portugal that is coming under huge strain.

It's that bloody Eurotrash couple at it again - Merkel and Sarkozy, or as I like to dub them, 'Merkozy'.

Portugal's Prime Minister Jose Socrates has been making repeated and urgent assertions that Portugal does NOT require the bail-out and does not wish to take on such a loan. Hmmm, where have I heard that type of talk before?

What's that? Yet another European Prime Minister desperately declaring their country's ability to avoid a bail-out on the eve of being forced to take one. Sound familiar? Ireland, anyone?

What the hell is Portugal, a beautiful and small country with a proud history, doing in the illogical and inequitable monstrosity that is the Euro?  A club that was only meant for the likes of Germany and France - the richer, hypocritical lands of Merkozy.

Even Belgium can't afford being in the Eurozone...how ironic is that?

I can only hope that Portugal will somehow be able to avoid this festering trap that is an EU/IMF loan - but, alas, I very much doubt it.

The country can ill afford having further slashing of its social services and pensions - it's madness.

Get your Franco-German hands off Portugal, Merkozy!

Do you get my point?