STUPID BITCH OF THE WEEK: Sarah Palin

Is there any woman more phenomenally stupid on planet Earth than that excuse for a 'politician' called Sarah Palin?

I know I've attacked this inane, frothy bitch on heat before on my blog, but, my word, does she make it easy.


Cariciature courtesy of paper-pencils-pixels.blogspot.com

Her latest little nugget of knee-jerk, soccer mom political wisdom? She's now urging Republican presidential (un)hopeful Mitt Romney to accuse Barack Obama of being a "socialist." Yeah, that's right, Barack Obama is a socialist, as according to this nincompoop of a boobs for brains.

A socialist? You're kidding, right, little Nanookette of the North?! Does this woman even know what socialism actually means? I would agree if one called Obama a sell-out, an opportunist, a wimp, a warmonger in sheep's clothing - any of those labels, yes, but a socialist?! Oh, please.

Obama wishes he would have the balls and the moral fiber to be more socialist.

Now, we all know that Americans foam at the mouth and get all rabid about the word 'socialism, ' it being a dirty, dirty, filthy word in Pax Americana; just one level up from that other dirty, dirty, filthy word in American words, 'liberal.'

It's so childish, so tiresome.

And for anyone who starts raving about the collapse of the USSR and the Eastern bloc countries, please kindly go and read your politics and history, and understand that there is quite a gulf of difference between socialism and communism. I would never consider myself a communist - far from it. But being labelled a socialist? Especially if is the socialist hybrid of social democracy that gave us the fair, just and inclusive welfare state systems of many Western European countries in the post-war period? Well, now we're talking.

A ditsy little twerp like Sarah Palin is the epitome of why the United States is an empire in the most pathetic of decline. She knows so very, very little, yet she flounces her false locks and bats her false eyelashes and espouses her non-opinions as if she were the modern equivalent of the Oracle at Delphi. 

No, Madam Nutcracker, Obama is not a socialist. He wishes he were. Whereas you, my dear, are beyond contemptible and should be spat upon by a thousand baboons on an hourly basis for perpetuity.

Do you get my point?

RAVE: Americans Say Pizza is a Vegetable!

In case you didn't know it, pizza is a vegetable.



I sure as hell didn't know that either. No wonder I always struggled in biology.

Yip, you read right. That ode to carbohydrate-heavy, high calorie eating fast food is, in fact, a vegetable. At least, that is according to United States legislators.

Move over you lowly celery and beetroot and lettuce, here comes the almighty PIZZA!

I heard about this funniest, most ridiculous news this morning on Russia Today - it was a report on how pizza has been declared a 'vegetable' for some time now in the United States, on the utterly spurious 'logic' that the tomato splattered on a pizza (which is from tomato concentrate anyway) thereby warrants a pizza being designated as a vegetable.

All of this has been primarily used to justify why American kids in public schools can be fed pizzas on the grounds that, being a 'vegetable', it will be nutritious and meet vegetable intake requirements mandated for kids in American public schools.

As reported at www.knowyourmeme.com:

"On November 14th, 2011, The Associated Press published an article about a spending bill put forth by House Republicans on the Appropriations Committee that would attempt to undermine efforts by the Obama administration to improve the nutritional value of public school lunches. The article revealed that part of the bill would protect the status of tomato paste on pizza as a vegetable.

The spending bill also would allow tomato paste on pizzas to be counted as a vegetable, as it is now. The department’s proposed guidelines would have attempted to prevent that. The changes had been requested by food companies that produce frozen pizzas, the salt industry and potato growers. Some conservatives in Congress have called the push for healthier foods an overreach, saying the government shouldn’t be telling children what to eat."

It is estimated that the fast-food industry and frozen pizza-making giants like Con-Agra spent $5.6-billion lobbying Congress to ensure that their puppet whores (aka legislators) would know their place and vote to make pizza designated a vegetable.

In a supersize-obsessed country where supersize kids have exponentially grown in numbers, this is downright outrageous if it weren't so damn funny.

If I were an American parent, this would be a rant - but I'm not, so it's a rave. I know stupidly funny when I see it.  

Maybe obesity is a laughing matter for American legislators after all?

As they say - only in America.

After all, they voted this one in as President for eight years:



Do you get my point?

RAVE: Hating Sarah Palin Is So Easy 2

Here are some more cartoons poking fun at that biggest cartoon of all, Sarah Palin:




Read what?! (Does she even write?)









Too true!











Ya betcha, ya little tyke!







And heaven forbid!

RAVE: Hating Sarah Palin is So Easy

Sarah Palin. Two of the most painful words in the English language today.

My levels of loathing for this despicable woman know no bounds. She is the epitome, the very zenith of all that is backward, parochial, petty, pathetic, populist, uneducated and dangerously stupid about the United States.

Thank goodness then for the countless cartoons that lampoon this putrid woman, a few of which I have included in this post:


Courtesy of dekerivers.wordpress.com




Courtesy of members.multimania.co.uk



Courtesy of progressivealaska.blogspot.com



Courtesy of theimmoralminority.blogspot.com



Sarah, you sad, sad, sad woman...