The mean-spirited harridan in question is the CEO of Yahoo!, a certain Marissa Meyer. She caused quite a sensation in the upper echelons of blue chip corporate America at the beginning of the month when she cancelled her company's generous flexitime and work from home working policies for its employees all over the world.
It made headline news - and no doubt gave many corporate honchos wet dreams the world over.
Nothing like slashing hard-earned and deserved rights to have a more pleasant, humane means of earning a living.
This from a cutting-edge IT company that has for some years now considered one of the most progressive workplaces and best companies to work for, not only in Silicon Valley, but anywhere in the world.
Not now, because along the biggest Scroogette of them all, a certain Ms. Meyer. What raised the ire of so many of her employees, and countless others around the world, myself included, is that not only has this corporate frau set back the clock in terms of corporate working hours and other cherished strides in making the workplace more humane, but that she's also a bloody hypocrite: because it was reported that whilst she insists that Yahoo! workers worldwide must give up working from home and being able to raise their children and having a semblance of a bloody life, she has her own little son in a private nursery right next to her no doubt very plush office at Yahoo! HQ.
Typical - nothing like double standards by the corporate high and mighty when they're at the top - it's the whole 'I'm-the-Boss-therefore-what-I-say-goes-and-so-what-if-the-rules-don't-apply-to-me that pervades most corporations and skins lesser employees of their own sense of dignity in the workplace.
I detest this woman because:
- She sets back the clock - and I do not like people who do any such thing in the already often soul-destroying place that is having to make a buck to earn a living
- Yahoo! set the benchmark for all the right reasons - now corporations will use it as their benchmark for all the wrong reasons
- She's just another woman in a position of power trying to be an even bigger bastard than most men, just to prove how 'touch' she really, really is
- You just know this will have the blessing of most shareholders and other 'investors' in Yahoo! who don't give a flying damn about how much better it is that employees get treated like adults with a life beyond being captive prisoners in a corporate hellhole
- What she proposes is anti-labour, anti-environment, anti-sustainability and, above all else, anti the future and where work should be heading
But taking a look at her picture says it all: severe blonde hair cut so straight it wouldn't budge in a hurricane, pursed, pinched Anglo Saxon lips and that smug Ivy League expression we all love to hate. It's a face dying to be slapped:
Photo courtesy of The Columbus Dispatch
Yes, I detest everything this woman stands for. Yes, I don't know her - and I shouldn't give a damn as it hardly affects me. But I do, because in this ever-globalized, ever-homogenized world, decisions like this have ripple effects everywhere.
And that is why I have made Yahoo!'s corporate honchette my absolute Bitch of the Year.
You so thoroughly deserve it, Ms. Meyer.