Wednesday, December 21, 2011

RANT: Shysters of the Year 2011

Where does one begin? Here are just a few…in no particular order...
All financial types: it may seem unfair to lump investment bankers, traders, currency speculators, hedge fund managers and just about every other financial schmuck all together into one pile of stinking manure but, frankly, don’t they richly deserve it?
Goldman Sachs: As above, but these shysters are the poster boys of why bankers today are nothing more than financial terrorists.

Merkozy: Merkel of Germany and Sarkozy of France were one and the same in 2011 – so cosy and intertwined in their Machiavellian hijacking of the Eurozone and EU it was positively incestuous – and sickening to watch.
The euro: The Eurozone was shown up for all its many flaws and many malignancies in 2011. It has allowed for the economic (and pending social) destruction of great countries like Portugal, Greece, Ireland and even Italy, and deserves to be put down - or at least decimated. Bring back the escudo, the drachma, the punt, the lira - now!
Obama: Talk about the biggest letdown in recent US political history. Well, for many others – I had very few illusions about this one from the beginning. But 2011 just proved how weak and how much of a Washington insider this man really is. Change indeed.

The American military-secrecy-corporate complex: The horrific mess of Iraq, not to mention Afghanistan. Meddling in countless other ‘conflicts.’ American politicians bought to the hilt. More oil needed – ah, let’s invade Iran. Madness, greed and hubris rolled into one – to all our detriment.
Mubarak: Egypt may still be in turmoil and Islamists growing in stature in that country (never a good thing), but the toppling of this dictator and his brutal regime can only be a good thing – not to mention stunning to watch as it unfolded in early 2011.

Gaddafi: As cynical as his overthrow was, and as unpardonable as his capture and barbaric murder was, not to mention a total perversion of international law, this brutal, self-aggrandizing man cannot be missed. However, the void now left in Libya can only be described as very, very scary.
Israel: As long as it remains a racist, apartheid state, then his one’s a given. Year in and year out.

Japan: For continuing to be the master manipulator in the horrific slaughter of the mighty whale, not to mention the farcical, scary debacle that was Fukushima this year, Japan deserves a mention. For all that it has and all that it can do, this nation really should be doing so much better.

China: For standing by and whistling away whilst the Western world went into economic meltdown. For its cynical self-interest which makes the self-interest of other countries pale by comparison. For continuing to give us crappy, badly made consumer goods, whilst local industries continue to collapse in many countries. For continuing to be the biggest threat on the horizon.

Canada: It may seem very unfair to pick on just one nation for the breakdown (which it was, let’s face it) of real progress in 2011 with regard to climate change and the Kyoto Protocol. After all, the United States is arguably even a worse culprit, right? Yes, but one expects that from the bully on the block, not Canada ‘the good and the fair’. Whether its defiant, irrational stance on climate change, tar sands, seal culling or the wholesale decimation of its boreal forests, Canada has become the biggest environmental hypocrite on the block. And that makes it worse than even a bully.
There are many, many others. The list is too long and too exhausting.
So many shysters on such a small planet with so much to offer us all. Do you get my point?

RAVE: This TIME They Got It Right

Time Magazine is not what it used to be. Once it was a news-breaking, world-renowned news magazine that often broke and set the tone of international news. Now it is nothing more than bitsy, crass reporting, yet another reflection of the slow, excruciating demise of meaningful journalism. Time became purveyor of the superficial, soundbite drivel that masquerades as journalism today.


The lowest common denominator pandered to yet again in an era of dumbed down, inattentive and commercial banality.
And very often Time would get their Man or Person of the Year very, very wrong. Rudy Giuliani or Mark Zuckerberg, anyone? Uh huh…


However, this year Time Magazine got it very, very right.
Their Person of the Year for 2011 was not a famous man or woman or any of the other, usual and ‘famous’ suspects. Instead, it was the man, the woman, the very person that came to epitomise 2011, and deserve all the kudos. Their Person of the Year was the very embodiment of an exciting, historic and, yes, watershed year – it was The Protester.


The Protester in Tunis, Cairo, Sana’a, Bahrain, Homs, Amman, Benghazi, Athens, Barcelona, Madrid, London, Paris, Minsk, New York, Oakland, Portland, Los Angeles, Rome, and everywhere else this year was the collective awakening of those ordinary people sick to death of the corruption, the greed, the power elites that are robbing our very future and our very humanity.
The Protester is everyone of us who has had enough and knows that the system, wherever and whatever that ‘system’ might be, is rotten to the very core.


Well done, Time Magazine. At least this time you got it right.

MAN OF THE YEAR 2011: Mohamed Bouazizi

My chosen Man of the Year for 2011 is a man who died on only the fourth day of this year. He was not a famous man. He was not a man of any great consequence, so to speak. He led an unremarkable, ordinary life in the small North African country of Tunisia.

He was a simple fruit seller.

Yet, after years of petty harassment and abuse at the hands of authorities in the small town of Sidi Bouzid, and at his wits end, he had finally had enough. So it was that on December 17th 2010, after having his plight ignored by the local governor, this man stood in the middle of traffic and set fire to himself in protest against the corruption and abuse of power he could no longer tolerate.

His words shouted out as he set fire to himself? "How do you expect me to make a living?"

This man was Mohamed Bouazizi.



He was just 26 years of age.

His act of desperate defiance became an instant cause celebre in Tunisia, and he remained in a coma for 18 days until his death on January 4th 2011.



More than 5000 people attended his funeral and many were heard shouting out that his death would be avenged and never be forgotten...

That would be putting it mildly.

Within days after his death, a welling up of public outrage and disgust against the despised regime of President Ben-Ali erupted in the streets of Tunisia, and within weeks one of the longest-running and most brutal dictatorships in the Arab world collapsed...no, to be more precise, it was toppled; topped by sheer People Power.

What happened in Tunisia in the early weeks of 2011 stunned the entire world.

And so the Arab Spring was born.

It was a veritable house of cards that fell in one of the most repressed and undemocratic regions in the world:

  • Egypt - the overwhelming, joyous overthrow of the most reviled and powerful of them all, Hosni Mubarak
  • Yemen - which will yet fall
  • Syria - on the brink
  • Libya - Qaddafi was goodriddance, even if his ouster by being murdered was barbaric and if for mostly wrong and no doubt the most cynical reasons
  • Bahrain, Morocco, Algeria, Jordan, even the UAE - dictatorships all, and all very, very, very worried
  • Saudi Arabia - can we hope?
And so the Arab Spring continues. It continues to galvanize not only the Arab world but similar people revolts all over the world - the Occupy Wall Street movement of New York, Portland, Oakland and numerous other US cities and cities worldwide, the sit-ins of Madrid, Barcelona, London and Rome, the rage of Athens - it goes on and on and on.

A groundswell of outrage by ordinary people all over the world, sick and tired of the lies and manipulation and outright obscene greed of the super rich and their corporate-politico puppets. A rage that marks 2011 as a watershed year for humanity, much as were 1789 or 1848 or 1968 or 1989...

And all because one man decided he could take the abuse of power no more, and whose desperate act of defiance is a mirror to all of us who have simply had enough.

For all those reasons, and many, many more, I do not hesitate in making Mohamed Bouazizi my Man of the Year for 2011.

He is a our everyman, a martyr for humanity.


WORD OF THE YEAR: Kakistocracy

Today I heard what has to be my 'Word of the Year' for 2011:

KAKISTOCRACY

And cited by no other than the inimitable and simply brilliant Max Keiser, whose show The Keiser Report on Russia Today I continue to watch as often as possible.

K-A-K-I-S-T-O-C-R-A-C-Y

And I thought he said 'cacastocracy', believing it to be his play on the word 'aristocracy' and the word 'caca' which, well, we all know means shit, shite, crap...call it what you will. I thought it was his take on the shitty power financial-military-corporate elites that currently rule (and destroy) the world. That sure made me laugh out loud.

But, much to my surprise, it is an actual word, the meaning of which is:

(kăk'ĭ-stŏk'rə-sē, kä'kĭ-) pronunciation
n., pl., -cies.
Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.
[Greek kakistos, worst, superlative of kakos, bad; see caco- + -CRACY.]


What a word that so eloquently and precisely conjures up these morally corrupt and filthy elites that continue to hold sway in this increasingly mad and unjust world.

This priceless word is the living epitome of what 2011 became and for which it will go down in years to come - as the watershed year in which the working and middle classes all over the world finally woke up and realized that the rich and the powerful most certainly do NOT have our interests at hand, never mind at heart...

So, once again, I must tip my hat to the brilliant Mr. Keiser. He has done it again.

Or maybe it should be cacastocracy after all...?

Do you get my point?


RANT: Sacre Bleu, M. Spielberg!

Over two months since my last post and what finally gets me irked enough to write my first post in such a long time?
  • Occupy Wall Street? No
  • The inevitable invasion of Iran? No
  • The ongoing fight for freedom in Egypt? No
  • Rising tensions in Syria? No
  • The never ending Eurozone debacle? No
No, none of the above. What got me into a frenzy was nothing less than a little cartoon character created by a Belgian and by the name of Tintin.

Or, rather, the hacking and hashing of a world-renowned and much-beloved character by Hollywood - yes, the cultural whoremeisters and moneyed scheisters of LA are at it again.

IS NOTHING SACRED IN/ BY/ FOR HOLLYWOOD?!

And this time the whoremeister is no other than Mr Steven Spielberg...

Ahem, Mr. Spielberg, THIS is Tintin...


An urbane, inquisitive and totally lovable journalist, the epitome of a kinder, more polite and frankly better time, and who happens to have one rollicking (read: NOT explosive or demented or OTT) adventure after another.

What Tintin is most decidedly NOT is THIS, Mr. Spielberg...



What is Spielberg's vision of Tintin? Yet another tedious, swashbuckling Indian Jones rehash that endures more explosions than the London Blitz and pulls off daredevil stunts that would have made Evil Knievel blush like a girl, Now, a la Spielberg, he is the epitome of our garish, pumped up times..NOT!

I cannot remember the last time a movie trailer horrified and appalled and angered me so much...

You may have given us classics like Jaws and Close Encounters of the Third Kind and E.T., but with this pimping of my beloved Tintin you show yourself up as nothing more than the sum total of how hackneyed and schlocky Hollywood has truly become, Mr. Spielberg...

And don't get me started on Captain Haddock...

Shame on you. Please forgive him, Monsieur Herge.